Happy Diwali - thoda Bihari style

Humka ei paTakhe bore karat hai,
Lekin akash mein tare double hovat hai,
Bahut achcha lagat hai,
Diwali to har ek ke liye pyaara tyohaar hai,
Lekin eika maza toh tab aavat hai,
Jab aap humaar saath 5-6 laddoo khavat hai,
Toh der kis baat ki, Kahe sharmavat hai,
Laddoo khane ke liye aapka humaar ghar mein swaagat hai!

Now if that made your head ache, please see my dad for a free aspirin,
As I offer these best wishes and happiness from within,
May you find the happiness everyone does desire,
And may you shine with the brilliance of solar fire,
May the passion within you all burn bright every day,
And with a couple of lines more I conclude what I have to say,
May nobody ever mistake you for a mali,
May nobody ever feel like giving you a gaali,
May everyone want your company, even your sala or saali,
AND WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY DIWALI.

-Shaunak